Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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