brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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