Betty ford says i'm here all night
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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