I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
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My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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