He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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