curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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