i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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