He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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