Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
