I think my vagina is haunted
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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