Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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