I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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