I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Help. Why am I so naked?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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