did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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