Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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