Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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