doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize