he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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