guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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