Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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