who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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