so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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