captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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