Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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