Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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