go do what you do best...puke behind churches
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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