Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Randomize
