is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
this just has baby written all over it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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