these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
So gin and wine won't be happening again
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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