windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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