Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
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Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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