its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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