I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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