Sry I called you an 8
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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