"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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