5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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