I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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