11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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