i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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