what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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