I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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