I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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