I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
