just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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