ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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