I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize