I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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