Christians are straight up FREAKS
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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