i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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