You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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