im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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