so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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